...she wanted her next lover to be a broom.

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I've got a lot of love for Richard Brautigan, thoroughbreds, low heels, Richard Diebenkorn, Farscape, and lip balm that tastes like cigarettes.

I'm a second generation orthorexic who spells like a third grader and runs to a playlist consisting entirely of the Walker Brothers, Hole, and "Sad Sweetheart of the Rodeo".

I do a killer mummy impression and never dress appropriately for work.

What's not to love?

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whiskeysoaked:

I spend so much of my life confronted with the modern sophie’s choice between giving up my unlimited data plan to tether to my macbook, or just browsing the Internet on the iPhone

Best friend material.

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apologize4nothing said: Buy the Ipad3, problem solved
phillyshenanigans said: #commuterproblems as well
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Best friend material.
csebastian said: hahahahahaha
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