...she wanted her next lover to be a broom.

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I've got a lot of love for Richard Brautigan, thoroughbreds, low heels, Richard Diebenkorn, Farscape, and lip balm that tastes like cigarettes.

I'm a second generation orthorexic who spells like a third grader and runs to a playlist consisting entirely of the Walker Brothers, Hole, and "Sad Sweetheart of the Rodeo".

I do a killer mummy impression and never dress appropriately for work.

What's not to love?