...she wanted her next lover to be a broom.

ask Submit
I've got a lot of love for Richard Brautigan, thoroughbreds, low heels, Richard Diebenkorn, Farscape, and lip balm that tastes like cigarettes.

I'm a second generation orthorexic who spells like a third grader and runs to a playlist consisting entirely of the Walker Brothers, Hole, and "Sad Sweetheart of the Rodeo".

I do a killer mummy impression and never dress appropriately for work.

What's not to love?

→

piratelawyer:

The answer is obvious.

http://makani.deviantart.com/

3 months ago Notes (4)

calvinandhobbit reblogged this from piratelawyer
organicsweetdreams reblogged this from cosmic-vibrations and added:

Haha, I dunno…
cosmic-vibrations reblogged this from piratelawyer and added:

hahaha, seriously. i would make the decision in a heartbeat
frenchteeth reblogged this from piratelawyer
piratelawyer posted this