...she wanted her next lover to be a broom.

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I've got a lot of love for Richard Brautigan, thoroughbreds, low heels, Richard Diebenkorn, Farscape, and lip balm that tastes like cigarettes.

I'm a second generation orthorexic who spells like a third grader and runs to a playlist consisting entirely of the Walker Brothers, Hole, and "Sad Sweetheart of the Rodeo".

I do a killer mummy impression and never dress appropriately for work.

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Transcription of a voicemail from Meredith, 2/21/12 6:42PM

Meredith: Hellllllloooo! Happy Mardi Gras! It's a state holiday. In Louisiana, so happy Mardi Gras! Expose your breasts. Not that anyone will know what they are (cackles). Just kidding. You should still expose them. Okay. Well. Call me back. I'm drunk. And I love you. Bye!

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